♦ Homestuck
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♦ -shitload of others far too long to list. Just ask and I'll see if I can work with something.
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/S C R E A M
;A; Why can’t I have these?
edit; so. seeing this post the day i cash my check. Welp. I’m out thirty and I now have an order for Zora earrings and kokiri necklace. My life.
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((Dirk and Vriska are sexy and they know it. yesssssssss))
((Aradia and Eridan make out in the shower.
…
THAT’S SO A CRACK SHIP OH WOW-))
Eridan and Eridan went skinny dipping together
OMFG
Dave and Roxy saw Avengers together. Awww yeah
Gamzee and Equius are into BDSM.
This…. is oddly accurate.
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this made me laugh harder than it should have
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]A THOUSAND ACTS - Performed by Kylee Henke
Written by Dearheart42
A Homestuckified version of Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles! Enjoy!!
[LYRICS]
Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
Just tryin’ to make sense, tryin’ to make sense
Of the plot
Need an update
Where’s my update
And now I wonder
If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight
It’s always times like these
That I theorize
And I agonize
And Hussie’s toying with me
And everything’s so wrong
But we all belong
This fandom’s nothing like you’ve ever seen
I need an update
Gimme that update
Sometimes I wonder
If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight
And I, I
Just wanna let you know
I, I
Drown in the shipping feels
I, I
Don’t want to let this go
I, I don’t…
Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
I try to make sense, try to make sense
Of the plot
Still need that update
Oh where’s my update
I start to wonder…
If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update…
Oh-oh
If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Oh Hussie, don’t be late
Tonightreblog for early risers!
HER VOICE MAKES ME HAPPY.
The lyrics, the lyrics just make this. All of this.
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May Giveaway: Legend of Zelda merch + Sale
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Prizes
- First draw: Rosewood box inlaid with the Hylian crest
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Rules
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It’s dangerous to go alone, reblog this!
wow um yes?
Casually reblogs….
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science bros.
I ship it. I ship it hard.
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so in the new avengers, on a scale of 1-10, how great is tony stark
I saw it today. I ship Ironman<>Hulk and Hulk<3<Thor. FML, homestuck has ruined me. They just made it so easy. That aside the movie gets a 10 from me for being awesome, and I never even saw any of the other movies aside from Ironman.
edit: Read that wrong at first. Tony Stark gets a fucking 100. 10 does not do him justice. He is god.
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i love these two so much
ookami 12:19 am
Toasters are better than microwaves because microwaves are fucking heavy
A toaster is more like the perfect size for a flail mace
What kind of toaster did you decide would be best for hitting people?
Rose Night 12:21 am
she said one of those old stainless steel ones
ookami 12:21 am
I was thinking the same
ookami 12:22 am
But I can’t decide whether it should be one with sharper corners or rounder corners
Rounder would fly straighter, were you to chuck it at someone’s noggin.
But sharper corners could make their head bleed which gives a sharper toaster more lethal force.
ookami 12:25 am
…..i believe i just described the potential lethal force of a toaster
ookami 12:26 am
i wonder if you could fasten nails through the steel shell of the toaster
sort of like a nailed baseball bat
but it would be no good if the toaster no longer toasted
because then it’s no longer a multitasker
Gnome 12:28 am
Snerk
Toasterkind
Now, actually though, if you want nails on your toaster? Soldering iron
Solder those bastards to the hull
Then it’ll keep toasting and be spikey
ookami 12:29 am
It’s perfect
Is it possible to win the Nobel Peace Prize for an instrument of war?
Rose Night 12:29 am
No
ookami 12:30 am
Because I think we deserve it for our wartoaster.
Gnome 12:30 am
Now we just need to find a way to weaponize toast
ookami 12:32 am
High-tension springs to make the toast exit the bread slot at a high velocity
Gnome 12:32 am
Stick steel discs in them, and shoot them like shuriken
ookami 12:32 am
Unfortunately, I don’t think it would be possible to fasten razors to bread.
Pfffft
That works
Of course
Those high-tension springs will turn breakfast into an ordeal
ookami 12:33 am
STRONG toast
Gnome 12:33 am
…With peanut butter
DEATH BREAD
No\
Gnome 12:34 am
DETHBRED
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500+ Followers Comic:: How Daddy and Gam met.
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who takes a nap from 9pm to 12pm for no reason
me
this pretty much happens frequently yes
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/sobs I can’t stop listening to it. So naturally that means I have to share the crack. I just love it. Found it by accident today and don’t think i’ll be turning it off anytime soon.
someone needs to do it
Why hasn’t anyone made an AMV yet of Brobot to the song Harder Better Faster Stronger? This is something that needs to be done. I was disappointed to see it hasn’t been done yet and sadly I don’t have the ability to do it myself on this shitty laptop. Sad day.
Anonymous asked: 5, 6, 9, 24
5. Make Her Pay
6. Hardest question of all. Dave, Jake and John all share a special place, but I think Jake is slowly starting to take the lead.
9. Same as Gamzee’s. All those colors man.
24. Harry Potter AU werewolf Karkat has to be my favorite. I just go crazy with AU’s and bloodswaps, it’s hard to just pick one but he wins.
also fix’d my damn layout to show the ask button. tumblr hates me
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Homestuck-Themed Ask (ask away)
- 1: How long have you been a Homestuck?
- 2: Your Patron Troll
- 3: Which panel was the last one that Homestuck was updated to when you finished reading it for the first time?
- 4: Favorite Music Track
- 5: Favorite Flash
- 6: Favorite Kid (Beta & Alpha)
- 7: Favorite Troll
- 8: Favorite Other Character (Doc Scratch, Spades Slick, The Dolorosa, Davesprite, etc.)
- 9: What's your Fetch Modus?
- 10: Strife Specibus allocations?
- 11: What's your Title (X of Y; example Heir of Breath)?
- 12: Prospit or Derse?
- 13: Midnight Crew or Felt?
- 14: Which Land is you favorite (canon lands)?
- 15: Bing Crosbytop or Bill Cosbytop?
- 16: What's your favorite part about SBURB? (The enemies, alchemization, the consorts, etc.)
- 17: Got any Homestuck merchandise?
- 18: Cosplays?
- 19: Fancharacters?
- 20: Fanfiction?
- 21: Fanart?
- 22: Could you give Hussie directions to Olive Garden?
- 23: No, but could you give Hussie directions to an actual Italian restaurant?
- 24: Have a favorite AU?
- 25: Have a favorite crossover?
- 26: Least favorite thing about Homestuck (in general)
- 27: Most favorite thing about Homestuck (in general)
- 28: Least favorite character
- 29: Favorite page?
- 30: Favorite Homestuckism? (Who's this douchebag, Already here, acrobatic fucking pirouette, etc.)
- 31: Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, or Geromy?
- 32: 8^y
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Didn’t see that coming
Seriously. Didn’t see that one coming. Every other thing I’ve ever taken has always pointed towards Slytherin but. Welp. JK knows best.
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